I love my skin!
My friend from school wrote this paper and yes it was read to the entire class.
when someone makes a joke about one of ur insecurities
If you’re gonna bail, bail early. This applies to relationships, college classes, and sledding,
this looks like mickey walked in on a drunk night partying hard in the tardis
10 things our kids will never understand…
limewire lmao I forgot that was a thing woww. my memory
Wow I feel old now.
Oh man but look at the icon on thst limewire. Thats the realplayer icon. Before itunes was used for everything. Man
imagine a ghost getting brought back to life but they’ve been a ghost for so long that they have trouble adjusting. like, they keep running into walls and doors because they used to be able to just pass through them or they trip down the stairs because they used to float down them and sometimes they trip over their own feet because they forget how to walk all together
i need this to be a episode of supernatural
I aspire to receive this type of hate mail.
Take note vegans: This is what a REAL American is supposed to be like. The person who wrote this letter understands the true satan-inspired terror of people who don’t sell any animal by-products and how something like that would piss off God (aka…the REAL one). The world will simply be in chaos until this establishment becomes a Starbucks. Then, and only then, will the world make sense again.
The bible hates vegans. All you have to do is read Ethan 53:14 (It’s the director’s cut).
I only hope they have enough time to pray, as sitting in a basement hugging a rifle meanwhile listening to a police scanner can eat up the hours in a day.
do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?
THE SHEET IS MADE OUT OF WOOD TOO
Wendell Castle, Ghost Clock. 1985
THAT IS MAHOGANY
I thought this was a joke until I read the description
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
Is she… is she gonna grow up to-
IS SHE STEVE IRWIN?
I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life
UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years old man!!!! 20!
That Salem is still kicking is all I care about.
LEGIT THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN.
I literally just reblogged this two times in a row. No fucks given. This is the greatest post on tumblr.
What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy
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